Bangkok's Hidden Gem: Gems You WON'T Believe Exist! (Gemsplace)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, 'cause we're diving headfirst into the jungle that is reviewing Bangkok's Hidden Gem: Gems You WON'T Believe Exist! (Gemsplace). Forget sterile reviews; you're getting me - full of questionable opinions, caffeine jitters, and a deep-seated love for a good hotel spa.
First Impressions: Did I Get Off the Right Bus?!
Okay, so getting there. Accessibility… hmmm. Let's be blunt: Bangkok is not exactly known for its perfectly smooth pavements. I rely on public transport, the BTS SkyTrain and MRT Subway which are well-developed and mostly wheelchair accessible, though you'll still encounter the occasional (and let's be real, terrifying) motorbike weaving into the sidewalk. Gemsplace's location? It’s a bit… well, it's not right on the main drag. The reviews are mostly silent about accessibility for those with mobility issues. That needs clarifying, big time. Call them beforehand and ask, specifically. Don't rely on general pronouncements. This is Bangkok, after all. You might also want to inquire about airport transfer, which is super handy and saves the taxi chaos – especially after a long flight.
Rooms: My Sanctuary… or a Mosquito's Buffet?
Alright, let’s talk room. Deep breath. The good news? Wi-Fi! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! (And, praise the internet gods, in the public areas too!). They've got Internet access – LAN and Internet services which is great for the workaholics (and those who just can't quit scrolling). The rooms themselves? I've seen pictures. They look… classy. I'd need to see about the additional toilet and if the bathtub is big enough for a proper soak with a book and some bubbles. Definitely ask about the high floor request – you want a view, right? Non-smoking rooms are a given; thankfully, those days of arriving in a cloud are well behind us. I'm a sucker for blackout curtains – sleep is precious, and that Bangkok sun wants to wake you up at 6 am whether you like it or not. Coffee/tea maker is a must, and free bottled water is a lifesaver in this heat. Individual Room Features: Air conditioning, bathrobes, bathroom phone, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, in-room safe box, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens - check, check, and triple-check! All the basics are covered, it seems.
The "Things to Do" Debacle: Let's Get Pampered! (Or Not…)
Okay, let's cut to the chase: The Spa. This is where it gets interesting.
Okay, I need this like I need air, you know? My back is a pretzel from lugging my camera around. Gemsplace, apparently has a Spa/sauna? YES! Sauna, Steamroom, Body scrub, Body wrap, Massage – are you kidding me?! My weary bones are practically chanting “Take me there! Take me there!” The thought of a Foot bath after pounding the pavement is pure bliss. Oh, and a Pool with view? Sign. Me. Up. Seriously, a pool overlooking… what? The city? The river? This is crucial information, people! (I'm imagining floating around, sipping a cocktail, and pretending I'm Audrey Hepburn. Very important.) This is where I hope Gemsplace nails it. If they do, I'm practically moving in.
…But Wait, There’s More (Maybe): Relaxation & Fitness
Now, the Fitness center. I confess, I'm that person. The one who intends to use the gym on vacation, but usually ends up eating pad thai and wandering around temples instead. Still, a gym is a good thing, even if it’s just for the guilt-mitigation factor. Gym/fitness - good to know.
Eat, Drink, and Be Merry (Hopefully Not Miserable): The Food Situation
The food, the food! This is paramount. Restaurants? Plural! And Asian cuisine, International cuisine, Vegetarian restaurant? Okay, Gemsplace, you're talking my language. A la carte in restaurant, Buffet in restaurant and Breakfast [buffet], Breakfast service sounds perfect -- as long as it's not the same sad selection every day. I NEED VARIETY. Asian breakfast and Western breakfast are great options. Coffee/tea in restaurant, Coffee shop and Poolside bar are also my jam. Room service [24-hour] is a lifesaver for late-night cravings. Happy hour is non-negotiable! Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, and Salad in restaurant are all necessary.
And here's the real kicker: Breakfast in room. YES! This is a game-changer. Eating breakfast in my PJs, while planning my day? Pure luxury. That's how I want to start my day. I am also a fan of Bottle of water and Alternative meal arrangement.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Big Question
Okay, let's be brutally honest: cleanliness is everything in the age of… you know. Gemsplace touts Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Room sanitization opt-out available, Rooms sanitized between stays, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, and Staff trained in safety protocol. That's reassuring. Good. They also have Hand sanitizer readily available, and Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Safe dining setup is a must. They also feature CCTV in common areas, CCTV outside property, Fire extinguisher, Smoke alarms, and Security [24-hour]. This is a really important aspect!
What about the Doctor/nurse on call and First aid kit? Always good to know they're there, just in case. Hot water linen and laundry washing is also important.
The Small Stuff: The Devil's in the Details
Services and conveniences: The things that can make or break your stay. Air conditioning in public areas is basically law in Bangkok. Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Facilities for disabled guests, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Safety deposit boxes, and Taxi service, are all expected, but still, it's good to see them on the list. Food delivery is a real luxury, along with the convenience store.
For the Kids: Not really applicable to me, but hey, Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids facilities, are good to know if you're bringing the little people.
The Bottom Line: Should You Book This Gem?
Okay, so after wading through the information (and my rambling thoughts), what's the verdict? Gemsplace sounds promising. The spa, the food options, the potential for relaxation… it could be a winner. But, the lack of concrete accessibility info is a major red flag.
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Alright, alright, buckle up buttercups, because we’re about to dive headfirst into the glorious, chaotic mess that is my Bangkok itinerary. Consider this less of a polished travel guide and more of a… a postcard scribbled on a sweaty tuk-tuk ride, smeared with mango juice and existential dread. Here goes nothing:
Bangkok: A Week of Delicious Disaster & Glorious Gluttony
Day 1: Arrival & Sensory Overload (aka, Welcome to Hell… but a Delicious Hell!)
- Morning (7:00 AM): Landed at Suvarnabhumi Airport. Immediately bathed in the humidity. Felt like I’d walked into a lukewarm sauna built by a particularly zealous chef. My hair? Already a lost cause.
- (8:00 AM): Found the taxi stand. Negotiating the price felt like a high-stakes poker game, only instead of money, the stakes were my sanity. Lost. Arrived at my hostel, "The Slumber Party" (terrible name, surprisingly clean). The dorm was a blur of backpacks and snoring. Met a girl named… uh… Sarah? No, that’s not right. Anyway, she had bright pink hair and a backpack the size of a small car. Instantly bonded over mutual travel anxieties.
- (10:00 AM): First street food experience! Ordered Pad Thai from a vendor with a smile that could melt glaciers. It was… amazing. The perfect blend of salty, sweet, spicy, and… uh… slightly questionable hygiene standards. Ate it anyway. No regrets (yet).
- (11:00 AM): Wat Arun (The Temple of Dawn). Majestic, breathtaking, Instagram-worthy. Spent about 15 minutes actually looking at the temple, and the rest of the time dodging selfie sticks. The crowds are… a lot.
- (1:00 PM): River taxi along the Chao Phraya River. Beautiful views, but the putrid smell of the water, I'd be lying if I said that was nice. Almost capsized when a speedboat decided to treat us like a speed bump. Sarah (the pink-haired girl!) screamed. I laughed hysterically. It’s going to be a long week.
- (3:00 PM): Tuktuk ride! Swallowed a lungful of exhaust fumes, nearly lost my hat, and felt like I was in a real-life, high-speed Mario Kart. It. Was. Glorious. The driver told me to "close eyes, trust me." I did… mostly.
- (5:00 PM): Found a rooftop bar. Ordered a Chang beer. Sun setting. Skyline glowing. Briefly forgot about my existential dread and the fact that I probably shouldn’t have eaten that mystery meat skewer.
- (7:00 PM): Dinner at a small, family-run restaurant. Ordered something called "Massaman Curry." Decided to eat everything on the table even if it was not to my liking. The curry was so unbelievably good, I almost wept. Like, actual tears. Probably the best meal of my life.
Day 2: Temples, Markets, & Questionable Decisions
Morning (9:00 AM): Wat Pho (Reclining Buddha). It’s huge. Like, ridiculously huge. Stood in awe, feeling a humbling dose of perspective. Also, nearly got trampled by a tour group.
(11:00 AM): Floating Market (Damnoen Saduak). Ah, the floating market! A cacophony of noise, colour, and… well, more questionable hygiene standards. Bargained for a souvenir elephant. Probably overpaid. Regret it. I think. It’s cute.
(1:00 PM): Lunch near the floating market. Fried something. It tasted good. Don't ask what it was.
(3:00 PM): Chatuchak Weekend Market (yes, I know, it’s a Monday, but I got the days screwed up). Wandered for hours, lost in a labyrinth of stalls. Bought a silk scarf I'll probably never wear. And incense I probably shouldn't burn.
(6:00 PM): Street massage. OMG. This deserves its own paragraph:
Massage Meltdown: Okay, picture this: I'm sprawled on a mat on the sidewalk, totally trusting my body to a woman with the strength of a thousand suns. She starts kneading. My shoulder blades feel like they’re being rearranged. But then… she hit a knot. A deep, dark, evil knot I didn't even know I had. The pain was so intense I screamed. Not a girly scream. A primal, guttural scream. I think the entire street heard me. She just smiled. Then she stood on my back. I swear I levitated for a second. But when she was done, I felt amazing. Slightly bruised, but amazing. Best money I've ever spent.
(8:00 PM): Dinner. More street food. More glorious gluttony. Still alive. Miraculously.
Day 3: Culture Shock & Coconut Ice Cream
- Morning (10:00 AM): The Grand Palace. Absolutely stunning. Overwhelmed by the gilded splendor. Felt woefully underdressed. Realized I hadn’t packed any proper “temple clothes," just my usual rotation of wrinkled t-shirts. Made a mental note to buy something, anything, that covered my shoulders.
- (1:00 PM): Lunch. Found a vendor selling coconut ice cream. BEST. DECISION. EVER. The ice cream was served in a actual coconut, with chunks of creamy coconut meat on the side. Heaven. I ate two. Then I felt slightly guilty about the calorie count. Didn't last long.
- (3:00 PM): Museum. (Don’t remember the name.) I tried, I really did. But the humidity was making me sleepy. And I have the attention span of a goldfish. Lasted about 20 minutes. Escape!
- (4:00 PM): River cruise. The beauty of the city from the river is undeniable.
- (6:00 PM): Night Market. More haggling! Found a fake designer handbag for a price I can't reveal. Am I ashamed? Maybe a little. But it's shiny.
- (8:00 PM): A cooking class. I'm usually a disaster in the kitchen, but I somehow managed to make a decent Pad Thai. Proud moment.
Day 4: The Dark Side of Bangkok (and Trying to Avoid It)
Morning (11:00 AM): Woke up with a vague sense of moral unease. Did a bit of… research. Found out about the more… unsavory aspects of Bangkok nightlife. Decided to avoid those areas like the plague.
(Noon): Bought some new clothes in a market.
(1:00 PM): Lunch. Pad See Ew. Almost as good as the Massaman Curry. Almost.
(2:00 PM): Wandered around a park, pretending to be a serene, cultured traveler. Failed.
** (4:00 PM):** Wat Saket. It's a temple on top of a hill! Climb the Golden Mount. The views are fantastic.
(6:00 PM): This time, I found a place that served authentic Thai food with a twist. This place was so special in a way I can't explain. I would come back here again and again.
Day 5: Shopping, Drinking, And More Questionable Dining Choices
- (9:00 AM): The MBK Center.
- (11:00 AM): Lunch with Sarah, she was so good at making decisions, that it was a good thing that she was there.
- (1:00 PM): A drink at the rooftop bar.
- (3:00 PM): Found a local cafe. Great coffee.
- (5:00 PM): A street show - a group of talented dancers made me so emotional.
- (8:00 PM): Had a good time and dinner with the new people I met.
Day 6: Departure & The Mango Sticky Rice Farewell
- (Morning): Packing. Realizing I’ve accumulated enough souvenirs to fill a small shipping container. Also, the lingering smell of street food has permanently embedded itself in my clothing.
- (Noon): One last Pad Thai. One last Chang beer. And, of course, mango sticky rice. So. Good. I almost cried. Okay, I did cry.
- (Afternoon): Taxi to the airport. Reflecting on the week. It was chaotic, exhausting, occasionally terrifying, and utterly, ridiculously wonderful. I am covered in sweat, mosquito bites, and the lingering scent of… well, Bangkok. But I wouldn’t trade it for anything.
- (Departure time): Goodbye Bangkok. You beautiful, crazy, delicious beast. Until next time…
Note: This itinerary is subject to change at any moment, depending on mood, weather,
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Okay, Okay... So, What *IS* Gemsplace, Really? Is it some secret society?
Alright, picture this: a labyrinthine world of tiny alleys, hidden courtyards, and whispers of deals. Gemsplace isn't a *secret society* - though sometimes it feels like it! It's basically a hub – or rather, a sprawling, chaotic marketplace – in Bangkok, primarily dealing in gemstones. But here’s the catch: it's *not* your polished, air-conditioned jewelry store. This is the real deal. Forget the sparkly lights and snooty salespeople. Think dodgy-looking characters, the smell of cheap coffee, and a level of bargaining that'll make you sweat. Think… let me put it this way. I went there once, expecting a quick browse. Three hours later, I was haggling over a tiny ruby the size of a poppy seed, convinced I'd stumbled upon the Hope Diamond of Bangkok. I *lost* the battle, by the way. Brutal.
Is it actually safe? I saw some things online…
Okay, let's be real. Safety in Gemsplace? It's... relative. It's the kind of place where you need to have your wits about you. Pickpockets *do* exist. Scams *certainly* exist. One time, I saw a guy trying to sell a ‘rare’ amethyst that looked suspiciously like grape jelly. So, yeah, be vigilant. Don't flash wads of cash. Be aware of your surroundings. If something seems *too* good to be true, it probably is. And maybe, just maybe, leave your ridiculously expensive Rolex at home. Trust me. Here's a tip: go during the day, stick to crowded areas, and trust your gut. If a deal feels fishy, walk away. It's better to lose a few baht than to get fleeced. But honestly, the *vast* majority of people I've encountered there are just trying to make a living. Just be smart.
What kind of gems will I actually find there? Rubies? Sapphires? Diamonds? What is the pricing usually?
Oh, the glitter! You'll find everything! Rubies, sapphires, emeralds, topaz, amethyst… the whole rainbow. Diamonds are there, too, but be extra cautious because the fakes are *rampant*. The pricing? That's where the fun begins! You'll find prices from unbelievably cheap to “are-you-kidding-me?” expensive. It depends on the quality, size, and the seller's mood. The secret is to haggle. Bargain HARD. Start low. I’m talking *low*. I once saw a vendor selling what he *swore* was the “King of all Sapphires” for a price equal to all the money in my pocket. It was glorious. I gave up after 2 hours. But seriously, do your research beforehand! Learn the basics of gemstone quality (clarity, cut, color, and carat weight – the 4 C's), so you at least will have a basic understanding. Don't be afraid to walk away. There's always another seller, another gem. And always, ALWAYS, get a receipt.
Can I get things appraised there? Will it be “official”?
Yes, you *can* get appraisals. But, and this is important: It’s not like stepping into a fancy jewelry appraiser's office back home. The appraisals at Gemsplace are… well, let’s call them "local." You'll find gemologists and appraisers offering their services. Some are reputable; some… less so. Here's the crux of the situation: If you're buying a really expensive gem, please consider getting an independent appraisal *afterwards*. Look up some of the reputable independent gem labs. Trust me, it will save you a whole lot of heartache in the long run. I once got a stone appraised by a man whose office was, shall we say, *rustic*. It turned out to be a lab-created spinel. I was annoyed, sure, but I also learned my lesson. Don't trust *just* anyone.
What's the *vibe* like? Should I bring a friend? What should I *expect*?
The vibe is… well, it's Bangkok. Hot. Hustle. A constant buzz of excited chatter. Expect a sensory overload. The air is thick with the smells of street food, incense, and… well, the faint aroma of what *might* be questionable transactions. I'd recommend bringing a friend! Someone to watch your back, someone to bounce ideas off of, someone to share the sheer absurdity of it all. It is *way* more fun with a buddy to laugh with. You'll need it. I dragged my best friend along once, and we had the *best* (and most stressful) time. We ended up haggling over the same tiny emerald for an hour, and still didn't get the price down. Seriously though, expect to feel a mix of excitement, overwhelm, and maybe a little bit of fear (especially if you start to feel like you're being taken for a ride). It's all part of the experience. Just embrace the chaos. And don’t be afraid to get lost. That’s where the real gems are found – literally and figuratively.
Can I find things *other* than gemstones there, or is it just rocks?
Okay, okay, it's mostly gemstones, but you *might* find other things! I've stumbled across vendors selling old jewelry, loose settings, even some antique coins... but those are more *incidental* finds. The real star of the show is the gems themselves. And also, you can always find a good street vendor selling delicious snacks. Don't forget to try some Pad Thai and fresh fruit. The real hidden gem here is the food (which is why you need a friend, so you can try more things!).
What about parking and getting there? How far is it from other attractions?
Getting to Gemsplace is an adventure in itself. Expect a bit of a journey. Public transport is probably the best bet – it can be a total nightmare to drive and park. Taxis and Grab are good options too, just be prepared for Bangkok traffic. If you're driving, finding parking will be a *nightmare*. Regarding proximity to other attractions, it's not exactly in the heart of the tourist zone. But you can easily combine a visit to Gemsplace with other Bangkok adventures. Check Google maps. It’s a good starting point for your planning. I once walked from Gemsplace to the river on foot! *Never* again.
I have a friend who knows gems... Should I bring them??
YES! Bring your gem-loving friend! Seriously, if you have someone with *any* gemstone knowledge, you'll be ahead of the game. They can help you spot fakes,Trip Hotel Hub
