OMG! Wellington's Museum Hotel Apartment: You WON'T Believe This!
OMG! Wellington's Museum Hotel Apartment: You WON'T Believe This! (A Rambling, Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to tell you about my stay at OMG! Wellington's Museum Hotel Apartment, and let me tell you, it was a rollercoaster. Forget those sterile, perfectly polished reviews – this is the real deal, warts and all (and there were definitely some… warts).
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First Impressions: Accessibility & the Awkward Elevator Dance
Okay, first things first: Accessibility. This is a BIG deal for me (and probably for you, if you're reading this!). The website says it's accessible. And they mostly deliver. The common areas are generally pretty good for wheelchairs, with ramps and elevators (more on that later). The entrance is relatively easy to navigate. BUT… the elevator situation? Let’s just say it involved a lot of button-mashing and a few awkward moments feeling like I was holding up an entire wedding party. My advice? Be patient. Or, you know, pack a camping cot and set up shop in the lobby. Heh.
The Room: Where "OMG!" Actually Became a Reality
My room? Honestly? OMG! I'm not kidding. I had the extra-long bed (which, praise be!), a spacious seating area, and a window that opens (a simple pleasure, but a crucial one!). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – and it actually worked (a miracle!). I had internet access – wireless, internet access – LAN - choices, people! CHOICES! The air conditioning blasted like a hurricane (appreciated!), the blackout curtains were a literal lifesaver (jet lag is real!), and the bathrobes, oh the bathrobes! They were like a fluffy hug after a long day of… you know… life.
They even had a complimentary tea/coffee maker. Look, after arriving from overseas, all I needed was a cup of tea and to fall into bed, and that's exactly what happened.
Downsides? Well, my room wasn’t brand new, but the furniture was classic and cool. And I gotta say, the room decorations were a bit… spare. More personality needed. Maybe a few more quirky paintings? A giant stuffed kiwi? Just sayin’.
Cleanliness & Safety – A COVID-Conscious Odyssey
Let's be real, we're all a bit paranoid about germs these days. OMG! Wellington seems to get this. They're rocking the anti-viral cleaning products, daily disinfection in common areas, and rooms sanitized between stays. Plenty of hand sanitiser everywhere. They also had individually-wrapped food options, which I thought was a nice touch. I felt pretty safe, even if the thought of sharing an elevator with strangers still gave me the heebie-jeebies.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking – A Gastronomic Adventure (Mostly!)
The hotel has a bunch of options: Restaurants, a bar, a coffee shop, even a snack bar. I tried the Asian cuisine in the restaurant, and it was actually pretty decent (buffet in restaurant for breakfast got my morning off to a great start). I even got a bottle of water in my room. Small details, but they add up. The Poolside bar was AMAZING. I sat there on a sunny day, reading a book and sipping a drink and oh wow.
The Spa: Pure Bliss… and a Hilarious Moment
Okay, the spa is where OMG! Wellington truly shines. They've got the works: sauna, steamroom, massage, body scrub, the whole shebang. I opted for a massage, and it was heavenly. Pure, unadulterated bliss. Afterwards, I decided to try the foot bath. Picture this: I'm soaking my weary feet in warm, bubbly water, feeling like a queen… when suddenly, the water starts to run cold. Like, really cold. I panicked, thinking I'd broken something. Turns out, I hadn't. I just… had to wait for the water to heat back up. It was a low point but also absolutely hilarious. This is where the spa/sauna comes into its own – you can spend the rest of the day there.
Things To Do & Ways to Relax: Beyond the Massage Table
Beyond the spa, you've got a swimming pool (outdoor) with a pool with a view (spectacular!), a fitness center (I’m more of a “fitness is a myth” kind of person, but it looked well-equipped), and even meeting facilities. I didn't go to the gym, but I did spend a good deal of time wandering the terrace.
Services & Conveniences: From Concierge to Cash Withdrawal
The hotel is packed with services, that's for sure!. Concierge? Check. Daily housekeeping? Check. Laundry service, dry cleaning, luggage storage? Check, check, check. There's a convenience store. The front desk [24-hour]. The facilities for disabled guests are available, even if they're slightly imperfect in practice. Also, the elevator is available, even if it's an experience. I appreciated their currency exchange and the cash withdrawal service. They even have a doorman!
For the Kids (and the Kid in You)
If you're travelling with kids, OMG! Wellington is decent. They have a babysitting service, kids facilities, and kids meals. It's family/child friendly, but it's not a Disney resort, if you get my drift.
Getting Around: Location, Location, Location (and a Bit of a Walk)
The hotel is in a fantastic location, close to the museum (duh!), shops, restaurants, and all the Wellington action. They offer an airport transfer, which is very convenient! There's car parking [on-site] (a definite bonus in Wellington!), and even a car power charging station. Getting around is generally easy, though prepare for a bit of walking (Wellington is hilly!).
The Unforgettable Moments?
- The sheer joy of sinking into that EXTRA LONG BED after a long day.
- That massage. Honestly, consider it a MUST.
- The feeling of relief when the elevator finally arrived.
The Downside: Things That Could Be Better
- The elevator situation - Seriously, it needs a revamp. Get on it, management!
- Room Decor - A bit more personality, please!
- Pet Policy - I’m informed that "pets allowed" is unavailable. Boo!
My Verdict: Book it! (With a Few Caveats)
Would I recommend OMG! Wellington's Museum Hotel Apartment? Absolutely! Despite a few little hiccups, it's a fantastic hotel with a lot to offer. The location is perfect, the spa is amazing, the rooms are comfortable, and the staff are friendly and helpful. But… here’s the real review for you. It is a solid 8.5/10. If you can handle a slightly imperfect hotel but a GREAT experience, then I suggest it!
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Unbelievable Incheon Luxury: The One Hotel's Secret Revealed!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't no glossy travel brochure. We're going to the Museum Hotel in Wellington, New Zealand, and frankly, I'm already a mess of anticipation and slight dread. (Because, expensive hotel, right? High expectations? Pressure to be cultured? Ugh.) Here goes, my pre-trip brain dump, masquerading as an itinerary:
The Grand, Messy, and (Hopefully) Glorious Wellington Adventure
Day 1: Arrival and the "Oh God, I Left My Toothbrush" Panic
Morning (6:00 AM - Bleary): Ugh, the flight. I swear, I slept maybe 30 minutes. (Note to self: Invest in better noise-canceling headphones. And maybe a sedative. Just kidding… mostly.) Land in Wellington. Hopefully, customs isn't a nightmare. Pray for no lost luggage. Pray for not needing the loo the whole flight.
Mid-Morning (9:00 AM -ish): Taxi to the Museum Hotel. Holy architectural wow. I've seen pictures, but seeing that quirky, slightly skewed, architectural masterpiece in person? Wow. (Okay, deep breaths. Don't act like a tourist the moment you step out of the cab. Gotta have at least a little street cred.) Check in. Hope the room is as ridiculously luxurious as the website promised.
Late Morning (10:00 AM - 11:00 AM): Room check! unpack. (This is where the anxiety kicks in. Did I pack everything? Toothbrush? Deodorant? NO! Toothbrush. Curse my forgetfulness. Note to self: Hustle to the nearest pharmacy and buy one.)
Lunch (12:00 PM - 1:00 PM): Hit up a cafe I've read about in Lonely Planet (because, as I said, kinda want to seem cultured) in the Wellington harbor area for a proper caffeine and cafe-style lunch. And probably something involving avocado. You know, the whole "traveler-with-a-conscience" vibe.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): TE PAPA! (The Museum of New Zealand Te Papa Tongarewa). This place is a monster. I've heard it's amazing, overwhelming, and the kind of cultural experience that makes you feel simultaneously enlightened and exhausted. I'm planning on trying to do at least one exhibit, maybe the Gallipoli one. Maybe I'll cry. Maybe I'll get bored. Maybe I'll wander aimlessly for hours and then forget what I even saw. That's the beauty of museums, right?
Evening (6:00 PM Onward): Drinks at the hotel bar. The "Hippopotamus" bar. I kid you not. Apparently, it's got a vibe of a French Bistro. I NEED a drink. And a snack. Considering a fancy dinner at the hotel restaurant – but honestly, I'm already thinking of what food delivery options there are (maybe some late-night noodles… because I'm on vacation).
Day 2: The "I Love This City" Feeling (and the "Why Did I Drink So Much?" Regret)
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Sleep in. Probably regret that last cocktail… or more. Room service breakfast (because, hey, I'm trying to embrace the luxury).
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - Noon): Explore the city. Ride the Wellington Cable Car! View the city from the top. Get those Instagram-worthy shots. Breathe in the fresh New Zealand air (hopefully, it's not raining).
- Lunch (Noon - 1:00 PM): A place called "Ortega Fish Shack" - supposed to be really good. I've heard.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): I'm thinking of wandering the streets. Maybe check out some of the street art. People do love a good mural.
- Late Afternoon (4:00 PM - 6:00 PM): The Beehive. The New Zealand Parliament Buildings (the actual Beehive building). The government. Might be a bit dry, but it's a good "check off the list" touristy thing to do.
- Evening (6:00 PM Onward): I found a place called "Logan Brown" for dinner. It's supposed to be fancy. Hopefully, I won't spill anything on myself. Alternatively - takeout pizza in my luxurious hotel room. Can't decide.
Day 3: Wind, Wine, and (Possibly) Tears
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Packing. Ugh. And one last look around the room. (Savor the moment, my friend! You'll be back to your cramped apartment soon enough.)
- Mid-Morning (10:00 AM - Noon): A trip to the Wairarapa wine region, just outside Wellington. (Yes, I know it's a bit touristy, but I'm a sucker for a good Pinot Noir and a scenic drive.) Trying to find some good wine and cheese. Maybe cry. I'm a cryer.
- Lunch (Noon - 1:00 PM): More wine. More cheese. Possibly a picnic.
- Afternoon (1:00 PM - 4:00 PM): Back to Wellington. Last-minute souvenir shopping? Maybe a cheeky ice cream?
- Late Afternoon/Evening (4:00 PM Onward): Check out. Taxi to the airport. Farewell to Wellington. (And the crippling hotel bill!) Reflections. Did I see and do everything? Probably not. Did I have fun? Hopefully. Will I come back? Definitely. Eventually.
The Afterthought Stuff:
- Gear: Comfortable walking shoes (duh). Rain jacket (New Zealand weather, right?). Camera. That toothbrush I'm sure I'll forget again.
- Mood: Flexible. Optimistic (mostly). Ready for anything (within reason). And prepared to be slightly overwhelmed by the sheer awesomeness of it all. And, let's be honest, a little bit homesick.
This is just the skeleton, of course. The real journey starts when I step off that plane. And you know what? I'm secretly (or not-so-secretly) excited. Maybe I'll even write a proper travelogue. Probably not. But hey, a girl can dream, right? Wish me luck!
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Okay, Seriously... Is the Museum Hotel Actually *THAT* Weird??
OMG. Where do I even start?! "Weird" is an understatement. It's like... picture a regular hotel, then someone drops a giant bag of eccentric art, a dash of old-world grandeur, and a sprinkle of "did I accidentally stumble onto a movie set?" on top. It's a whole vibe.
The lobby alone... it's a glorious assault on the senses! Ancient statues, a giant, rusty elephant statue (like, *really* big!), and bizarre collections of... stuff. I walked in, totally jet-lagged, and just stood there, mouth agape, muttering, "This is not real life." My partner just started laughing. He's more grounded than me, bless him.
But yes, it's brilliantly, unapologetically weird. And it’s part of what makes it utterly unforgettable. Prepare to spend a good chunk of your precious vacation time just *wandering* around, going "WTF?" and then, inexplicably, "I love this place."
The Rooms! Are They Actually Apartments? And... Comfortable?
Okay, so "apartment" is kind of a loose term. They’re more like fancy, REALLY well-appointed suites with a kitchen. And I'm not gonna lie, the kitchens are a bit… showy. Like, my kitchen back home is lucky if it has a can opener that *works*. This one had everything!
The comfort level varies. We stayed in a suite. The bed was HUGE. I could have gotten lost in those sheets and probably did, a few times. The bathroom was massive. I actually considered moving in. But, some rooms, reportedly, have… quirks. Like, one person said they heard the pipes groaning at 3 AM. Another got a bit freaked out by a painting that seemed to change its gaze. Me? I was fine, just mostly lost in the ridiculousness of it all and wishing I had more time to stare at the art.
Bottom line? Check the reviews, but generally, yes, they're super comfortable. But also… keep your eyes open. Just in case.
Is the Museum Hotel Right For *Me*? Am I the Type?
Are you... bored by cookie-cutter hotels? Do you appreciate the unusual? Do you like a good story? Then, yes, the Museum Hotel is probably for you. If you’re the kind of person who *needs* a perfectly symmetrical room, pristine white everything, and a robotic concierge, steer clear. You’ll be miserable. You'll probably have a full-blown existential crisis. And then you'll write a really scathing review and I'll have to read it and feel bad for you!
This place embraces imperfection. It’s not stuffy. It’s not trying to be anything other than itself, and that’s what makes it so cool. If you’re easily overwhelmed, maybe take it slow. Don’t try to absorb it all at once. Just relax and let the delightfully weird atmosphere wash over you. Embrace it. And maybe pack a sense of humor. And a good book-- you need to balance out this chaos with a little reality.
The Restaurant, Hippopotamus: Worth the Hype (and Price Tag)?
OMG. Hippopotamus. Okay, so it's fancy. REALLY fancy. Like, "I-hope-I-don't-splatter-sauce-on-myself" fancy. And yes, it's expensive. I'm talking "my-bank-account-is-crying" expensive. But... it was also… transcendent.
The food? Sublime. I had the duck confit. I dream about that duck confit. The service? Impeccable. The view? Spectacular. It overlooks Wellington, which is, let's be honest, a gorgeous city. The decor? Well, it’s the Museum Hotel, so you can imagine. It was a complete sensory overload in the best possible way. It's not a cheap date, but honestly, it was worth every penny. If your budget allows, go. Seriously, GO!
Okay, The Art... Can I Touch It? (And Should I?)
Generally, NO! But also, *maybe*? This is another area where the Hotel's quirkiness comes into play. Some art is definitely hands-off – priceless antiques, delicate sculptures. Obvious stuff. But other pieces? Well, they seem… inviting. There’s a huge, colorful chandelier that practically begs to be touched. And some of the more abstract sculptures… you just *want* to feel them.
My general advice: Err on the side of caution. If there’s a sign, or velvet rope, or a disapproving glare from a staffmember, DO NOT TOUCH. Otherwise, use your best judgment. I may or may not have accidentally brushed against a rather… *interesting* piece. I’ll say no more. Just... use your common sense, and stay out of trouble. Mostly. You're on holiday!
Parking – Nightmare Fuel or a Breezy Breeze?
Okay, parking. This is where the fantasy *stumbles* a little. Wellington, like most cities, has parking challenges. The Museum Hotel does have parking, but it’s limited and *can* be pricey. I'm not going to sugarcoat it. You might want to do a little research beforehand and consider options. Publictransport, walking, or the occasional taxi/uber. I did see one person angrily trying to squeeze their car into a space that was clearly, definitely, NOT big enough. He spent a good 20 minutes wrestling with it. Then, he stormed inside, fuming. I felt bad for him.
If you're driving, factor in the cost and potential stress. Otherwise... enjoy the freedom of the city and leave the car at home. Otherwise, the hotel itself can help with this, but do your research!
Are there any hidden gems or secrets at the Museum Hotel? Spill the tea!
Ooooh, secrets! That’s what I'm here for! Okay, I can’t give away ALL the secrets – that would ruin the fun, wouldn’t it?! But here's a few:
* **The Library:** Don't miss it! It's tucked away somewhere. It's all dark wood, leather-bound books, and a cozy fireplace. I wanted to spend an entire afternoon there, but I was too busy staring at the giant elephant! * **The Service:** It's legendary. They are brilliant and helpful. They seem to know everything. If you have any questions -Urban Hotel Search
