Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Poitiers' Hidden Gem, Best Western Le Bois De La Marche!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits? Maybe… My Honest Take on Best Western Le Bois De La Marche, Poitiers! - A Rambling Review
Alright, folks, buckle up. Because I’ve just emerged, blinking, from the relatively plush, and slightly confusing, embrace of the Best Western Le Bois De La Marche in Poitiers. And honestly? I'm still processing. "Unbelievable Luxury Awaits"? Well, let's just say my expectations were, um, tempered by reality. Let’s dive, shall we? And I’m warning you, it’s going to get messy.
First Impressions & Accessibility - The Initial Hurdles (and the Unexpected Grin)
So, the first thing I noticed? Finding the darn place. GPS got a bit confused in the last mile, which involved me screeching to a halt (thankfully empty road) and yelling, “LE BOIS DE LA MARCHE! WHERE ART THOU?!” before I could find the actual access. Thankfully, once I found it, the hotel itself looked promising. I say looked because the "accessibility" situation… well, it wasn't perfect, but they tried. Elevators are a godsend, right? And I did spot some ramps. Not a complete nightmare for anyone with mobility limitations, but maybe call ahead and confirm your room is suitable, okay? This isn’t a fully dedicated accessible haven, but they've put in the work. They certainly had the facilities for disabled guests listed.
The Rooms - A Mixed Bag of Comfort and Quirks
My room? Hmm. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, check. Alarm clock, check. That all-important free Wi-Fi, check… and, blessedly, it actually worked! (More on that later). Internet access – wireless was a real lifesaver. But the blackout curtains? They were so good, I nearly overslept for breakfast. The bed was comfy, not a heavenly cloud, but comfortable enough. Extra long bed was the truth! But, the weirdest quirk? The placement of the desk! A complete afterthought shoved against the wall. Trying to work on my laptop felt like being trapped in a poorly designed cubicle. On the other hand, the slippers were a touch of genuine class.
Room amenities I actually enjoyed: Bathrobes that felt like a warm hug, Coffee/tea maker perfect for that morning jolt of caffeine, and the complimentary tea was a nice touch. The mini bar was decently stocked, and free bottled water always makes me happy. Room amenities that should've been better: The bathroom was functional but a bit dated. The shower—powerful enough, but the water pressure could have been better. Rooms you can opt out of sanitization.
Dining - From Buffet Bliss to Mild Disappointment (and a Near-Disaster with the Soup)
Breakfast [buffet] was the highlight for me. I mean, waking up to a spread of Western breakfast, Asian breakfast and buffet in restaurant… seriously, I attacked the croissants. Crispy, buttery… pure bliss. And the coffee/tea in restaurant was decent. Buffet in restaurant was perfect. Dining options: Restaurants, bars and coffee shops were on the menu. Dining options I didn't rate so highly: One evening, I tried the a la carte in restaurant and ordered the soup. Let's just say the soup in restaurant was… suspiciously green. I bravely took a bite. My face must have given it away because the waiter swiftly removed it, and alternative meal arrangement were offered. Bless him, the staff were trained in safety protocol. The poolside bar was a nice idea in theory, but the service was slow. Additional dining bits: There's room service [24-hour], which included bottle of water. I didn't order any of the desserts in restaurant, or salad in restaurant, but they did look good, I considered the vegetarian restaurant option, they had a good menu. They also offered the option to have Breakfast in room and Breakfast takeaway service.
Ways to Relax - Spa, Steam, and My Personal Pool-Side Meltdown
Okay, the "relaxation" aspect… This is where things really get interesting. They have a Spa, Spa/sauna, steamroom, sauna, and massage. Cool! Things to do The swimming pool [outdoor] looked amazing in the photos. The Pool with view was the main draw! But when I actually got there… well, let's just say it was packed. Kids were running around, splashing water, and basically having the time of their lives, while I was trying to, you know, have a moment. Despite the poolside bar, I was left stranded! I might have even whimpered a bit. My quest for tranquility ended with me taking a foot bath. I did see people using the fitness center
Cleanliness and Safety - The Sanitized Heart (and the Masked Frowns)
Cleanliness and safety: They are taking this seriously. Safety and cleanliness included *Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hygiene certification, Individually-wrapped food options, Physical distancing of at least 1 meter, Professional-grade sanitizing services, Rooms sanitized between stays, Safe dining setup, Sanitized kitchen and tableware items, Staff trained in safety protocol, Sterilizing equipment. I think the *hand sanitizer* was in every nook and cranny. They took cashless payment service. Safety precautions included the doctor/nurse on call and first aid kit. Staff trained in safety protocol was pretty awesome. Other security the smoke alarms, fire extinguisher and security [24-hour] were really good.
Services and Conveniences - From Helpful to "Meh"
Services: They had the concierge and contactless check-in/out, daily housekeeping, dry cleaning, elevator, food delivery, laundry service, luggage storage, safety deposit boxes, and taxi service. Hotel amenities I didn't need: They also had invoice provided and meetings/banquet facilities , which I had no use for. Hotel amenities I needed; They had, air conditioning in public area and Wi-Fi for special events. Facilities for disabled guests: Elevator
Getting Around - Easy Peasy (Mostly)
Getting around: Airport transfer and taxi service. Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge] and Valet parking. Car park [on-site] was handy as well.
For the Kids - Babysitting? Seriously?
They have the family/child friendly options! Babysitting service, kids meal, kids facilities.
Internet - The Digital Battlefield!
Internet access : Internet access – wireless and Internet access – LAN. This is where the free Wi-Fi becomes a story. Getting connected was a breeze. (Yes!) However, staying connected… well, that was another matter. The signal was strong, but the connection was flaky, dropping out at the most inconvenient moments. Trying to upload photos? Forget it. Trying to stream a movie? Forget that too. Internet services, meh.
Overall Verdict - Worth It? (Maybe, With a Grain of Salt)
So, is Best Western Le Bois De La Marche a hidden gem? Well, "hidden" might be accurate. But "gem"? That depends on your definition. This isn’t the height of luxury, folks. But if you're looking for a comfortable base of operations in Poitiers, with some decent amenities and a killer breakfast* buffet (seriously), then it's worth considering. Just be prepared for a few quirks, a slightly strained Wi-Fi connection and maybe, just maybe, bring your own tranquilizer.
My Offer to You - Snag a Stay and Get Ready for Unexpected Adventure!
Ready to experience the Best Western Le Bois De La Marche for yourself? Here's what you get:
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- Complimentary Upgrade: (If available, and if you mention this review!) We'll see if we can bump you up to a room with a better view (or at least, one further from the noisy kids!)
- Breakfast Bonanza Bonus: Free breakfast on your first day! Start your stay with a croissant-fueled celebration (or, you know, a quiet, contemplative moment with a cup of tea).
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Final Note: I'm serious about the breakfast. Don't miss it. And good luck with the Wi-Fi! You might need it.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's itinerary. This is ME navigating the cobblestone streets (and inevitable hiccups) of Poitiers, France, all centered around the glorious (and slightly overpriced, let's be honest) Best Western Le Bois De La Marche. Consider this a travel journal, a therapy session, and a potential train wreck all rolled into one.
Day 1: Arrival, the "Oh God, I Forgot My Adapter" Blues, and Cathedral Whispers (and a Very Weird Croissant)
13:00 - Arrival & Check-In at Best Western Le Bois De La Marche: Okay, first impressions? The lobby is…fine. Perfectly beige and forgettable, a bit like my last relationship. The staff is polite, which is a good start. My room? Standard hotel fare. Clean, but lacks character. My emotional state? Apprehensive. I’m terrible at packing and I'm certain I've left something vital at home. (Spoiler alert: it’s my phone adapter. The horror!)
13:30 - The Adapter Apocalypse: Spent approximately 45 minutes frantically rummaging through my suitcase, desperately hoping a miracle would occur regarding the power plug. It didn’t. This is going to be a problem. My phone is the lifeline to translation apps, directions and Instagram. I could go on. I'll have to find a shop, pronto.
14:30 - Lunch: Croissant Catastrophe: Found a charming-looking boulangerie (thank the heavens for the internet cafe nearby). Ordered a croissant, expecting buttery, flaky perfection. What I got was…something else. It tasted like a sad, slightly burnt biscuit. I swear, I saw a tear roll down my cheek in the reflection of the counter. Maybe I wasn’t meant to arrive. Just then, two charming old women came in and I just had to ask, what did I do wrong? They explained I needed the Pain au chocolat and that I could find the adapter nearby for a few more Euros. I am so glad I did this.
15:30 - Cathedral of Saint-Pierre: Okay, redeemed by beauty! After the croissant debacle, I needed a win. The Cathedral of Saint-Pierre is breathtaking. The stained-glass windows are…wow. I swear, the sunlight hitting them made me feel like I was in a Disney movie. I was just staring, the grandeur was too much for my senses to handle. I felt like I'd stepped back in time. It's a proper soul-soother. I spent far longer than planned just wandering around. Lost in the echoes of history. Just beautiful.
17:00 - Adapter Acquired (Victory!): Found the adapter shop! Praise be! Bought a new adapter along with a backup. I'm back in the game, internet!
19:00 - Dinner: The "Lost in Translation" Tango: Ended up at a local bistro. My French is…well, let's just say it's optimistic. I thought I was ordering the steak with frites; however, it was rabbit stew. The rabbit stew was…interesting. I'm not sure I’d order it again, but the fries were delicious. The waiter, bless his heart, was patient with my butchered French. He even laughed when I accidentally complimented his shoes in a language I made up on the spot.
20:30 - Ramblings from the room: Oh Dear…: I'm back in my beige room, the adapter is working, and I'm feeling surprisingly… grateful? For the good, the bad, and the definitely-not-croissant. Also, I think I hear someone snoring through the walls. Welcome to the hotel life, babe.
21:00 - Attempt to plan Day 2, swiftly abandoned: Too much to do, brain is mush, sleep beckons.
Day 2: Futuroscope, Tourist Traps, and a (Potentially) Life-Changing Crêpe
09:00 - Breakfast Debacle: The hotel breakfast buffet. It promised croissants, and they delivered…the same ones from yesterday. Avoid. Opted for some coffee. I think they might have forgotten the coffee beans.
10:00 - Futuroscope! The good, the bad, and the motion sickness. Okay, Futuroscope, the theme park. This was the big one, the reason I chose Poitiers. The initial impressions? Slightly dated. The buildings, the technology…it feels a bit like a time capsule. But! There's a certain charm to it. Some of the exhibits are utterly bonkers (in the best way), and some of the 3D experiences left me feeling like I'd just gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
13:00 - Lunch in Futuroscope: The food court was…predictable. Overpriced pizza. Standard fare. But the view from the table was actually quite nice.
15:00 - The Tourist Trap Tango: Got slightly lost trying to find an ice cream shop but made friends with a group of kids. The parents watched me attempt to explain what I was looking for (and failed). I ended up getting lost in a shop that sold souvenirs. It was all a bit…much. Did I really need a tiny Eiffel Tower snow globe? No. Did I buy one anyway? Maybe. Don't judge.
17:30 - Crêpe Revelation: Needed a mood booster after the souvenir shop. Found a tiny crêperie in a side street. Ordered a Nutella and banana crêpe. Changed. My. Life. I'd travel across continents for this crêpe. It was warm, gooey, perfectly balanced, and made me forget my existential dread. This, my friends, is what life is all about. I sat there, savouring every bite, and felt complete. The cook even spoke to me and asked me about my life. The best part of my day.
19:00 - Dinner: The "I'm going to eat all the cheese" plan. Local cheese shop, wine bought and taken back to the hotel. It's been a long day.
21:00 - Hotel room reflection: The hotel feels less beige and more like a familiar friend at this point. I now know the sound of the snorer next door. The crêpe is a beacon of hope in a world of questionable croissants. Tomorrow? Who knows.
22:00 - Sleep comes easy this time.
Day 3: Leaving, Reflections, and the Lingering Perfume of Crêpes
09:00 - Goodbye breakfast: The breakfast buffet beckons and I choose to starve instead.
10:00 - Last-minute souvenir shopping spree: Found another souvenir shop. Decided I did need a small notebook, a keychain, a pen, and a magnet. I have no self-control.
11:00 - Check-out: Farewell, Beige Rooms: The front desk staff were nice and said goodbye.
12:00 - Departure: As I ride the train, I think I am going to miss the place. The city, the random people I spoke with and the simple pleasures. I'll miss the crêpes most of all.
13:00: Looking forward: Where to next?
Final Thoughts:
France? Still figuring it out. Best Western Le Bois De La Marche? Fine, perfectly adequate. Poitiers? Quirky, charming, and occasionally frustrating. But mostly, it's been a reminder to embrace the chaos, laugh at my mistakes, and always, always, make time for a really good crêpe. The mess, the missteps, the moments of pure joy – that’s what travel is all about, isn’t it? I'll be back. Maybe.
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Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Best Western Le Bois De La Marche - FAQ (and a bit of a vent, honestly)
Okay, let's cut the crap. Is this place *really* "unbelievable luxury"? The marketing felt… optimistic.
Alright, alright. "Unbelievable" might be stretching it. Look, I've stayed in places that charge more for a single bottle of water than my entire mortgage payment (don't ask). Le Bois De La Marche? It's… *very* nice. Think, a comfortable, upmarket B&B with a surprising amount of polish. The "luxury" label? Depends on your definition. If you're expecting solid gold taps and a resident unicorn, you'll be disappointed. But the beds? Heavenly. Seriously. I had a dream about that bed. And the sheets? Crisp enough to fold your shirt with.
Okay, here's the thing: the marketing *does* lean into a certain fantasy. It paints this idyllic picture, right? Sun-drenched patios, perfectly manicured lawns… and you get there and the patio is *slightly* less sun-drenched than advertised, and the lawn... well, it had a few rogue dandelions doing their own thing. But honestly? That's real life. And it's charming in a way the perfectly fake stuff isn't. So, "unbelievable"? No. "Damn good, and I'd go back in a heartbeat"? YES.
Tell me about the breakfast. Because hotel breakfasts can make or break a stay.
The breakfast at Le Bois De La Marche? Okay, buckle up. It’s… a story. The spread itself is excellent. Fresh croissants, the perfect pain au chocolat – you know, the kind that *actually* has chocolate in it, not just a vague chocolate-adjacent flavor. Excellent coffee. A smattering of cheeses and cured meats. Yogurt. All the usual suspects.
Here's the *real* story: the first morning, I was running late. You know, the usual travel chaos. Arrived at the breakfast room, and… chaos. Not in a bad way, mind you. Families scrambling, kids dropping cereal, the friendly staff flitting about like well-dressed hummingbirds. I grabbed a croissant, crammed it in my mouth, and almost choked on a rogue almond. (That's the French version of adventure, people). But even *that* wasn't bad. It felt… alive. The second morning, I took my time, and I'm telling you, that pain au chocolat? A religious experience. Worth waking up early for. Even if you're me, and you *hate* mornings.
What about the location? Is it actually "hidden" or just…remote?
It *is* a bit hidden. Okay, it's not *literally* buried under a pile of shrubbery, but it's tucked away. You're not going to stumble upon it accidentally. You’ll probably need Google Maps (or a very good sense of direction, which I emphatically do NOT possess). But that's the point, isn't it? Away from the city buzz, the tourist throngs. It's quiet. Peaceful. The kind of place where you can actually *hear* yourself think and not just the incessant hum of city life.
It's a great base for exploring Poitiers or surrounding areas. Driving is definitely recommended. Public transport? I wouldn’t want to bet my morning croissant on it. I'd say "remote" is unfair. "Serenely tucked away, requiring just a *tiny* bit of effort to find"? That's more like it.
The staff seem friendly? Is this genuine smiles or forced hotel service?
The staff? They were lovely. Genuinely, properly, wonderfully lovely. Not that fake-it-til-you-make-it, corporate-smile thing. They were… present. If you needed something, they were there without hovering. They were helpful without being overbearing. And they spoke excellent English (which was a lifesaver because my French is... shall we say *developing*).
I remember – I was wandering around the hotel, hopelessly lost (surprise, surprise). A woman from the reception desk saw my panicked expression and not only politely pointed me in the right direction, but she also gave me a little history lesson on the building. Small gestures like that really made a difference. It felt like they actually *cared* about you having a good stay. That's a rarity these days! And it made a world of difference.
Anything you *didn't* like? Be honest.
Okay, fine. There was ONE small thing. My room... well, the Wi-Fi signal wasn’t the strongest. I'm a digital nomad (or, you know, someone who scrolls through their phone way too much), so a robust internet connection is *kinda* important. I spent a good portion of one afternoon wandering the hotel, trying to find a sweet spot. Finally, I had to admit defeat and huddle in a corner of the lobby to get a decent signal.
Look, it's a minor quibble, especially since the rest of the place was so lovely. But hey, I'm a reviewer, and I have to keep it real, right? Also, the lack of a decent coffee machine in the room was a tragedy. Having to get dressed and trudge down to breakfast for caffeine was… well, it was character-building. So, there you have it: a slightly spotty Wi-Fi and the coffee situation. That's my official complaint. Everything else? Perfection. Almost.
Any tips for enjoying Le Bois De La Marche?
Absolutely! First, take advantage of the setting. Get outside! There are little walking paths, and while they aren't exactly hiking trails, they're perfect for a leisurely stroll. Bring a book, find a quiet spot, and just *be*. Unplug. Seriously. (Or at least *try* to).
Second, be prepared to relax. The pace of life is slower here. Embrace it. Don't rush. Drink the coffee slowly. Savor the breakfast. Chat with the staff. And finally, and this is VERY important: learn a tiny bit of French. Even a few basic phrases will go a long way. The staff will appreciate it, and you'll feel a lot less like a lost tourist. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll get your pain au chocolat, instead of you stealing mine.
